Friday, June 16, 2006

Namibia baby boom

Oh my God! Britney Spears is considering a Namibian birth for her youngster too. Why doesn't she just move there so we won't have to hear about her crap all the time?

Really, I can hardly catch my breath for laughing. I thought this story was a joke.

Why can't we do this? Hey, Danny Williams! Why don't you call up all the pregnant celebs (and the ones that are washed up, just back from rehab, trying to get some attention, trying to hide from a recent arrest) and ask them to come here. Tell them we can guarantee privacy and send them to somewhere like Fogo or Long island or Bell Island that you can only reach by boat or chopper then restrict access to that island by anyone but the celebs and the island residents. Frig the oil and gas, man, birthing celebrity babies is where the money and fame is at. Gotta think outside the box, Danny. Think outside the box.

3 Comments:

At 8:50 PM, Blogger Robert said...

Brilliant idea! In addition to the whole privacy-thing we can convince them that being born on one of the four corners of the earth is mystically significant...

The money generated by Hebron would pale in comparison.

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger SkylarKD said...

lol!!

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger Sure b'y said...

"Mystically significant". I like it, RJ. I like it a lot.

 

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